SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
once upon a time me n mickie went underwear shopping and found these gems and thought of jake english
can somebody please draw this
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This giveaway is for one free commission of any charm! Anything goes: your OC, your fantroll, a homestuck character, Adventure Time, Doctor Who…anything! I don’t have to have made it before.
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dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
santa got me a homo this year
Do they come in multiple packs?
yeah they do, they come in separate boxes though just to be safe. dont want the homos to strife or anything
dave is dipshiit
dirk is nuck-n-futs
awe yiss.
I’m the Dirk.
Can I get those 2 for christmas? pleeease
nic cage is on the tree
